My Fine is $665.60

January 24, 2007 at 3:13 pm (MeMes, Quizzzes, and Polls)

I know, I’m a bad blogger. I’ll try to do a mustard post this weekend. In the mean time, from Su’s bloggy blog, the “Fine” me-me.

Here’s how it works:

You don’t have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. And NO, it is not PER incident (otherwise, some of us would have totals more than the national debt!).

Bring up that calculator, and get to work!

Smoked pot — $10
Did acid — $5
Ever had sex at church — $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
Had sex for money — $100
Vandalized something — $20
Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
Beat up someone — $20
Been jumped — $10
Crossed dressed — $10
Given money to stripper — $25
Been in love with a stripper — $20
Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
Ever drive drunk — $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
Used toys while having sex — $30
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
Went skinny dipping — $5
Had sex in a pool — $20
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
Cheated on your significant other — $10
Masturbated — $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20
Done oral — $5
Got oral — $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving — $25
Stole something — $10
Had sex with someone in jail — $25
Made a nasty home video — $15
Had a threesome — $50
Had sex in the wild — $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
Went streaking — $5
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
Been arrested — $5
Spent time in jail — $15
Peed in the pool — $0.50
Played spin the bottle — $5
Done something you regret — $20
Had sex with your best friend — $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25
Had anal sex — $80
Lied to your mate — $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

Tally it up and Title it…”My Fine Is…”
In case you’re wondering what the total of all the things on the list is ~ $1090.60 is the fine for every single thing on the list. So…what’s your fine?

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The Very British Name Generator

December 17, 2006 at 9:24 am (MeMes, Quizzzes, and Polls)

My very British name is Margaret Cavendish.
Take The Very British Name Generator today!
Created with Rum and Monkey‘s Name Generator Generator.

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It Comes in Fours MeMe

December 2, 2006 at 7:54 am (MeMes, Quizzzes, and Polls)

Things You May Not Have Known About Me:
Four jobs I’ve had in my life:

  1. secretary for a professor at the college I attended
  2. lifeguard and swim instructor
  3. camp counselor
  4. receptionist at the school I work at now

Four movies I would (and do) watch over and over:

  1. this random documentary called “Einstein’s Big Idea”
  2. any of the Lord of the Rings movies
  3. Breakfast Club
  4. Gone with the Wind – at least twice a year

Four places I have lived:

  1. Fall River, MA
  2. Tiverton, RI
  3. Chapel-en-le-Frith, UK
  4. ….and that’s it….

Four TV shows I love (or would love) to watch:

  1. Lost
  2. any of the Law and Orders
  3. Smackdown and Raw (WWE)
  4. Nova

Four Places I have been on Vacation:

  1. Las Vegas, NV
  2. Miami, FL
  3. Barcelona, Spain
  4. London, England

Four of my favorite foods:

  1. complete English breakfast (sausages, baked beans, rasher, stewed tomatoes, toast, fried mushrooms, and eggs)
  2. cheese
  3. hot dogs with coney island sauce
  4. churico and peppers

Four of my favorite books :

  1. Catcher in the Rye
  2. Lord of the Rings
  3. Stellaluna & Verde (yeah, I know, two books, but same author / genre)
  4. The Bible and the Qu’ran (I love reading religious texts)

Four friends I think will respond with their ‘All About Me’ list:

  1. Deneen
  2. Pink
  3. Kara
  4. pinneh

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Dee’s MeMe.

November 20, 2006 at 4:30 pm (MeMes, Quizzzes, and Polls)

1.When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
I should have washed my hair last night.

2. Favorite planet?
Venus

3. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
My Dad

4. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
“It’s Your Thing”

5. Do you “label” yourself?
Teacher, wife, sister, daughter

6. What does your watch look like?
Like Deneen, I use my cell phone.

7. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping

8. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
A love note from the Mrs.

9. What’s a word that you say a lot?
Argh

10. Last furry thing you touched?
My dog.

11. Favorite age you have been so far?
23

12. Your worst enemy?
This lady I work with – Christian who frequently tells me I’m going to hell for my sins.

13. What is your current desktop picture?
I don’t have one, I’m at work.

14. What was the last thing you said to someone?
“I’m going to close the door, now.”

15. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
The money. Would anyone take the flying?

16. Do you like someone?
My cutie wifey.

17. The last song you listened to?
Waitin’ for the World to Change was on the radio in one of the classes I was in today.

18. What time of day were you born?
4:30pm

19. What’s your favorite number?
23

20. Where did you live in 1987?
Tiverton, Rhode Island

21. Are you jealous of anyone?
Just the typical movie-star thing.

22. Is anyone jealous of you?
Not sure. I get told by a lot of people they wish they could move to England.

23. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
Laying in bed with Em. My brother came up to my room and told me to turn on the tv.

24. Do you consider yourself kind?
Not overly, but sometimes.

25. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
I have four. My fifth would be on my back, onto my shoulder/arm.

26. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Arabic

27. Would you move for the person you loved?
Uh, yeah!

28. What’s your life motto?
Why am I worrying about this when I can’t do anything about it?

29. What’s your favorite town/city?
Little Compton, RI

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
I wrote a letter to the passport office, explaining to them how they goofed up my passport.

31. Can you change the oil on a car?
Can – yes. Have – no.

32. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
That they were in high school.

33. How far back do you know about your ancestry?
Dad’s side – great-great grandparents. Mom’s side just my grandma.

34. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy?
My wedding dress.

35. Have you been burned by love?
No.

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My Car MeMe

November 7, 2006 at 8:22 am (MeMes, Quizzzes, and Polls)

1. Year? 2002

2. Make? Ford

3. Model? Focus ZX3

4. Color? Silver Read the rest of this entry »

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How Many of Me?

October 18, 2006 at 7:31 am (MeMes, Quizzzes, and Polls)

HowManyOfMe.com
Logo There are:
23
people with my name
in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

There are 761,920 people in the U.S. with the first name Sarah. Statistically the 58th most popular first name.

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Nerd Quiz

October 11, 2006 at 7:53 am (MeMes, Quizzzes, and Polls)

I am nerdier than 51% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!

Wow, rather average.

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What kind of knitting needles are you?

September 27, 2006 at 7:29 am (MeMes, Quizzzes, and Polls)

Stolen from Su, you can take the quiz here.

  

You are pink aluminum.
Retro, straightforward and fun, you love classic things. If they’re 99 cents at Goodwill all the better! You are moved by striking colors and tasty morsels, and you like a stitch-n-bitch session in the sun. Just remember, while you’re being kitschy cool, don’t get too cold. Ice cubes are best kept in your cocktails, baby!

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TV MeMe

September 10, 2006 at 9:58 pm (MeMes, Quizzzes, and Polls)

Swiped from D

Instructions: Bold (or change the color) of all of the following TV shows which you’ve seen 3 or more episodes of in your lifetime. Bold and Italicize a show if you’re positive you’ve seen every episode of it. If you want, add up to 3 additional shows (keep the list in alphabetical order). Read the rest of this entry »

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Tagged : More Questions about Me

August 19, 2006 at 11:58 am (MeMes, Quizzzes, and Polls)

Snagged from Deneen

If you want to participate, please copy the questions to your blog

1. If you had to set your own work schedule; 8 hours per day; 5 days per week. Which days and hours would you choose?
I like working early, and getting home early – so 4am to noon, Sunday to Thursday.

2. What Reality Show would you be on and why?
Big Brother. I love the idea of chilling out all summer long, and having millions of people analyze why I’m brushing my teeth a certain way.

3. What is the last book you read?
Number the Stars, by Louis Lowry. It was something my students were reading in school.

4. There are many songs that bring us back to a certain memory. What song(s) do you HATE to hear for that very reason?
Better Man, by Pearl Jam

5. If you could go back in time to be any place in world history, what time would you choose and what country / place?
1950’s middle class America. I would love to be that steretypical housewife with the two kids waiting for my partner to come home to a clean house and a home cooked meal. I loved the music, the clothes, and the tradition. (Well, other than the not liking gays thing.)

6. Do you know more than one language? Which one(s).
Yeah, I can speak, write and understand Spanish and English, (both British and American) and I can understand Portuguese (Azorian dialect).

7. What is your favorite blog? Please link it. One only (Okay, I’ll grant you two or three, I’m easy that way).
Pink is the new Blog
Cute Overload
Awful Plastic Surgery, and it’s partner Good Plastic Surgery

8. What is your favorite web site?
If you mean the one I go to the most, it’s msnbc.com

9. Your house is on fire, the people and pets you love are safe and you can grab one other “thing”, what are you taking?
The teddy bear that my grandfather gave me, that I bring with me when I travel.

10. You have $100 to spend in the next hour. How are you spending it? (Saving it or giving it away not permitted.)
A new dress for an upcoming event.

If you are participating, thanks so much!

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